“A-a-a-a-ah! He-e-ELP! This huge worm just terrible swallowed my grandma! A-a-a-a-ah! Now it’s right behind me! Nooo! ” CRACK!
“I was riding my bike down West 27th Street and then it jumped off the ground! I don’t know what it is, but it’s BIG! He could barely hide behind the basket, but I broke my bike!”
“Operator, an unusual activity was reported ten miles east of the city by road twenty. Witnesses say they saw something like a huge black snake that emerged from the ground and attacked a tiger huh? No, I have no idea what the Tiger
doing in Buffalo. “
“Oh my God Look over there! It’s a flying saucer! And it happens to land here! Oh looks !! That big thing just jumped into the sky and bit off half the saucer! Did you see that ?! looks like a giant caterpillar, but no leg! ”
“Yes sir, I didn’t hear about it. My grandfather used to tell me about these giant worms when I was a kid. He said there were a lot of them before and they stole the cows straight from the pasture another day. But I never saw myself.”
“Yes sir, giant monsters inhabit this valley. Be careful!”
